Story: A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts
Author: Twisted Biscuit
Fandom: Harry Potter
Stats: 29 Chapters, 38,500+ words, Published in 2007
Summary: A humour story to get us started, someone in Hogwarts has been placing notices around the school, they are dripping with sarcasm and we are seeing the results. It covers topics from teachers to Gryffindors to Muggle lovers to people with flower namesakes and takes a bash at almost every character in the book with it's tongue firmly stuck inside it's cheek. Not so much of a story as it is a highly amusing collection of lists, poking fun at the plot holes and clichés of the Potter series, Potter fans however, should get a good kick out of it. Some chapters are stronger than others, but all in all, totally enjoyable.
Rating: 8 out of 10